Wednesday, February 27, 2013

Ranked Team names that are currently not taken.

Angry Hormonal Women AHW
Astrophysics Department APD
Confederacy of Unicorns COU
Good Night Darling GND
Honeybadger Strike Force HSF
I am the Chosen One IAM
Interdimensional Police IP
Kung Fu Heroes KFH
League of Incompetence LOI
League of Latency LOL
Little Nooblets on Fire NOOBS
Press D for Victory PDV
Psychology Department PHD
SheHulk and Crew SHE

I bolded my favorites.

HONEY BADGER STRIKE FORCE!!!

I AM THE CHOSEN ONE!!!

WE ARE... THE KUNG FU HEROES.

WE ARE... THE LEAGUE OF INCOMPETENCE.

And the Psychology Department.

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Thursday, February 21, 2013

Dreamscapes

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I wish I could have a video recorder to show you what my dreams look like. Some of them are amazing, so beautiful!

Misty mountains, mist so thick that everything is glowing white, strands of mist blowing away from the ground around you so you can see the moss and rocks and flowers. It's almost like clouds. A very thick mist.

Golden streams of light from the sun, the sky is blue and gold and bright white streaks of clouds. Golden cobblestones glowing from the sunlight. The sky slowly turning calming red. Mountains and lots of green vines. More clouds.

Aaaahhhh

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Nama Choco

Saturday, February 9, 2013

February 15th, National Discount Chocolate Day

February 14th, National Drain-Your-Significant-Other's-Wallet Day

February 14th, National Bitter-Singles Day

February 14th, National PDA Day

February 14th, National Confession Day

February 14th, National If-You-Are-Dating-And-Have-Sad-Single-Friends-Walk-On-Eggshells Day

It shouldn't matter. I don't know the history behind Valentine's Day but I know businesses milk the poo out of it just like they do with all the other holidays. Whether or not I've ever had anyone to celebrate with me on Valentine's Day, remember:

DISCOUNT CHOCOLATE IS THE NEXT DAY. TAKE FULL ADVANTAGE OF IT!!! I KNOW I WILL!!!

Valentine's Day is, besides the milking your wallet part, generally a happy day for me. Because I can see my friends who have someone to celebrate with being happy. Chatting with their significant other happily, or just enjoying each other's presence with big silly grins on their faces, why wouldn't that make me feel warm and fuzzy inside? Even if it was someone I liked, what the hell, they look so happy. It makes me happy. The saddest part of Valentine's Day was always when my other single friends take huge flaming bitter dumps on couples. 

Come on.

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Wednesday, February 6, 2013

Something about music...

Something about it............ you know when you close your eyes, you BECOME THE MUSIC

Like especially if you're making the music

I can't explain it very well in words right now. Just whenever I hear something beautiful I want to get up and... I don't know. I want to play, I want people to enjoy the music with, 

It's one of the most amazing feelings in the world

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Monday, January 28, 2013

Why dogs are described as loyal?

Why are dogs often described as loyal animals?

I think part of it is because dogs are always there for their human. Maybe she's a quiet dog and will just sit there. I usually don't hear about dogs sulking and ignoring their human when their human is sad for no reason. Maybe they're called loyal because they are always there for their human. They seem to have unending patience. They might not even know what's going on but they'll be like OH HI YOU'RE BACK HELLO HUG ME YAY HAPPY HAHA YOU'RE HOME YAY PLAY TIME! NO PLAY TIME OK FEED TIME! OH WHERE ARE YOU GOING COME BACK LOVE ME HELLO HI! I wonder if that's what it's like to have a dog? Besides the poop scooping and feeding and bathing and everything, could a dog be really such a good friend? People refer to their dogs with such affection... it must be an experience to have one.

I'm still living at home and can't afford one, nor can I raise one in my parent's home. But I'm going to move out one day and do all the research and raise my own buddy ol' pal and see for myself what kind of good friend dogs can be. I could really use a big fat hug right now, or at least have something alive to hug that won't squirm away, but I have nothing but cold cold air. Maybe I'll just cocoon in my blankets and hug myself. <bitter>

Things aren't going as planned.
This means exciting things are going to happen.

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Tuesday, January 22, 2013

Can't sleep again... blogging time!

I just rolled around for a few hours and couldn't fall asleep. And as usual I got up again so I can type out what's been obsessively clinging to my mind and not allowing me to sleep. I wonder if I'm actually making a vicious cycle by doing this, because now whenever I can't sleep then I'll feel compelled to wake up and blog about it instead of just chilling out and going to sleep.

Anyway, it's nothing important. Just thoughts about Hong Kong. When I think about Hong Kong, I want to be there. Then i remember...

It's cramped, dirty, and smelly. There's grime everywhere. Those outdoor food places are dirty, there's gnats and mosquitoes everywhere. the table clothes are sticky with humidity and who knows what, blood-sucking insects lurking under the soggy wood-sponge tables waiting to feast on your exposed legs, the chairs are discolored from sweat or whatever. The ground. Is always wet somehow. Even if it's dry, there's some dirty hose water or something splotching the ground.

Need to take a dump or pee? Let's head to the bathrooms where the tiled floors are perpetually soaked with toilet water, sink water, or urine. All the toilet paper's on the outside so you better spin up a big roll in your hands before you go do your business, because there's no toilet paper rolls in the stall.

Wanna go shop? Go ahead, it's crowded and you're going to be touching hundreds of other sweaty and hot people. The second you step in the store the salesmen will be all up on you like, "Need any help?" No, I don't need any help. "This shirt looks great on you!" Oh, thanks, but I'll keep on looking. "No? How about this one? This looks beautiful! You should buy it. Oh come on try it on! No? How about this one? She looks great in this right? How about this one?" NO GO AWAY LEAVE ME ALONE. Don't miss this very much. Pushy, obnoxious salesmen who really want you to buy something and treat you like dirt the moment they realize you're really not going to buy anything. Just smile and leave and move on to the next identical shop.

Let's travel by train! Enjoy spooning and being spooned by various strangers.

And the hotness. So hot. And dry. I like hot weather but sometimes wow it is so hot. Dry is okay, just stay hydrated and stay out of the sun to avoid being burnt to a bright pink sausage color. The air-conditioned malls will feel great. But the HUMID HOT? Everything is sticky and nasty and sweaty.

Rainstorms? HAHA HAVE FUN, these are not your ordinary New England rainstorms as much as we complain about weather here. It rains here, yes, but it RAINS over there. Think about our worst rainstorms here. That's your average rainstorm in HK. It's like people are just dumping Olympic-sized pools over the tops of the skyscrapers. I'm pretty sure you could take a very nice shower just from standing naked outside for a few minutes. It'll rinse you down really well. Actually that might not be a good idea because it might be acid rain. Oh, also good luck with whatever shoes or socks you're wearing. I've learned that if it's raining that day, just wear shorts and sandals. I'm going to get soaked but at least there will be minimum cling and I'll just wash off whatever crap splashed on me when I get home.

Now all the good memories of Hong Kong... THE FOOD. OH DEAR ME. The food is so cheap and it's fast and available everywhere. And the SNACKS. Anything sweet in America is like saturated with sugar. The bottled drinks here, like the sodas and fruit juices, it feels like I'm drinking syrup. Asian drinks are not so much watered down but flavored normally so it isn't like one part water and two parts syrup. And snacks. MILLIONS AND MILLIONS OF THEM, EVERYWHERE, SO CHEAP. SO MUCH CANDY AND CHOCOLATE. AND CHIPS AND COOKIES. SO MUCH VARIETY. AND SO MUCH VARIETY OF FOOD.

Walking there at night is very pretty, in the city. Lights everywhere, neon lights, pretty city lights, and lots of other people walking around. I love walking around at night in lit-up city places, or just places with some lights. Then when you take your glasses off it's like 080p bokeh, in real life. And it's nice and peaceful... to me.

Can I sleep now? Yes? Oh no the internet is calling to me...

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